GingerMandy
This website makes your butt look big

I was going to write a post about how I’m incredibly busy with a few new jobs and that’s why my blogging has slacked and been total crap lately, but then I realized as I’m writing this defense, I am sitting in bed in my underwear, eating buffalo chicken dip and watching Ellen. Also, KeepingYouAwake is IM’ing me telling me to take a shower.

Irony aside, I am really busy lately. I just got 2 big projects to work on throughout the next month so my writing schedule is really packed.

I swear I’m busy. I’ll be back with something witty/snarky/creative soon, I promise. If the research and writing I’m doing on “squirting” for a sex book doesn’t suck me dry, that is. (TWSS. I know there’s one in there.)