Alternately titled “shit I’ve done in other places,” or “I’ve been cheating on you. Get over it.”
It all started last week when I had a horrible date. I bailed so I could go write about it. For real.
The date made me all philosophical, so I started worrying that the universe was really fucking with me. She probably is.
I felt obligated to write about Valentine’s Day, so I did. It’s probably not what you’re expecting to read. Or maybe it is. I don’t know.
Once you’ve checked out all that shameless self-promotion above, head over to Ria’s place where I’m guest blogging today. I talk about donkey weiner. She ditched the cold here in Detroit for sunny San Diego, so her fellow Detroit ladies have taken over.
OK I’m done now.
