My name is Mandy and yes, I do all my own stunts.

I’m a 23 year old freelance writer, blogger and ginger kid living just outside Detroit, MI. I like books, yoga, deep fried pickles, beer, puppies and slingshotting infants into the woods on the weekend. I dislike math, pretentiousness, Twilight, people who read Twilight, people who get pissed off at people who don’t like Twilight, bacon, people who think I’m a terrorist because I don’t like bacon, and people who get offended over jokes about slingshotting infants.

I freelance write for a living and work from home. Yes, it’s awesome. No, it’s not glamorous. I find myself spending more days on the couch watching Teen Mom reruns while drinking coffee and freaking out about my next deadline than I do sitting under the Eiffel Tower eating crepes and writing creative thoughts all day. At least, that’s what the people who believe I have a “real job” think I do. The others just think I’m available to babysit 24/7.

What else do you want from me? A joke?

So a baby seal walks into a club…

You can find me on Twitter here.

You can read my explanations on why you fail at relationships here.

You can email me here: heygingermandy (at) gmail (dot) com.