You’re getting a links post on Monday this week because I spent the entire weekend selling viking hats, lingerie, 80s prom dresses, lava lamps, and blenders that look like bongs at a garage sale with Sarah. We made out like bandits even though we were bombarded by old people who were DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED that we dare sell a barely used $100 item for the obscene price of $2. We’re like in-person Internet scammers! I think I spent the entire weekend drinking beer and eating Doritos, Fritos, and chocolate chip cookies (they were from Whole Foods which means they were healthy).
I’m thinking I need to do link posts every Monday instead of Saturday or Sunday because nobody wants to actually work and be productive on a Monday, right? All I feel like doing is trying to understand why nobody bought my leopard print Snuggie at the sale. Some people just don’t understand the value of nice things.
+ Violence VS. Hair: an analysis of Breaking Bad. Season 5 is finally on Netflix so we’re catching up. Pretty good so far.
I’m sorry because I made you feel like a failure and so you deliberately left a message after the center had closed, telling me you were quitting. I thought you were awesome and gorgeous, and I’m sorry because I never told you that. I’m sorry because you came in telling me you liked to eat organic and weren’t sure about all the chemicals in the food, and I made up some BS about how it was a “stepping stone.” I’m sorry because many of you had thyroid issues and the LAST thing you should have been doing was eating a gluten-filled, chemically-laden starvation diet. I’m sorry because by the time I stopped working there, I wouldn’t touch that food, yet I still sold it to you.
+ Anatomy of an absurdly racist Facebook meme. HEY ANNOYINGLY RACIST COUSINS, PLEASE STOP POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS AND THEN SAYING YOU’RE NOT A RACIST.August 5, 2013
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