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Lulu’s You Be The Blogger Contest

Anyone who knows me in person is well aware that I don’t know smack about fashion.

I’m not even afraid to admit that I wear yoga pants on a daily basis, haven’t wore a regular bra since Christmas, and feel that all I need to trick the public into thinking I’m even remotely fashionable is something involving plaid.

I mean, shoot. I’m sitting here in bed wearing a blue mens tank top and pink hot-pants looking shorts with cherries on the ass. If this doesn’t say “slave to fashion” I don’t know what does.

Anygross, Lulu’s, one of the most fashion-forward, plaid-infested, filled-with-cozy-lazy-yet-ungodly-attractive-clothing-items-for-sad-sacks-like-me clothing stores, is hosting a contest. Not just any contest. Ohhhhh, no. The blogger who writes about this contest and receives the most comments (1 per commenter) will win a $100 gift card to the store. And then, as if you weren’t pissing glitter already, they are going to give a $50 gift card to a random commenter! Are you squealing yet? YOU SHOULD BE!

All that being said, if you want to give me a chance to add something somewhat decent and fashionable to my wardrobe that doesn’t hold my ass in via spandex or zip over a bra top just for the sake of legal purposes, you better comment on this post. You won’t just attempt to make a fellow blogger you love so dearly pretty, but you’ll have a chance to win a $50 gift card if I receive the most comments. Also, if I win this gift card, I will purchase something from the site to giveaway on here. It’ll be a surprise. DID YOU HEAR THAT? I thought so.

Comment whatever you’d like, my pleasant little pop tarts. Tell me what you think I should purchase from Lulu’s to improve my joke of a wardrobe, tell me what you’d purchase if you win the gift card, or even tell me why in the hell there are winter Olympic sports that involve a combination of skiing and shooting. Are they skiing down 8 mile? I don’t think so. Well, if you can explain why this event came to be, let me know. And don’t forget to comment so I can add some pretties to my closet. Smooches.

I desperately need to update my wardrobe. I’m a broke ass writer, it’s part of the territory. Help me win this. If I don’t, it’s going to be a real turd in the punch bowl.


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